Dienstag, 15. Mai 2012

Peru Cross Country



We got off the boat and looked for the next cheap hostel to park our asses, get a shower and do some laundry. The first dude told us there are no hostals in Yuri and the second told us the same. Only the third TukTuk driver mentioned there was a hospedaje close by, which would cost 2 soles to drive to. In the end, the place was shit and we could have walked the 300m to the place. Didn’t matter, next up: walking through town, looking for a decent bus company to get out of there and a laundry place. We found the laundry place with ease and had already planned the day ahead in a bar, when we came across a little hostel right at the waterfront of the river who offered Ayahuasca-Experiences with a local Shaman



As we had heard so much from other people about this stuff, we thought we could postpone our journey towards the coast and dip into this experience right in the spot. Said, done, we jumped one of the TukTuks and grabbed a sleeping bag and our hoodies and drove out to “Don Pepe’s” place about 30minutes outside of Yuri.

There, we discovered that Don Pepe’s domicile was more of a Russian retreat for the physically ill. Not only his wife was Russian, but at least another 10 people that hung about on the ranch. As the ritual is only performed at night, we had to kill a few hours by ourselves and upon sunset Don Pepe summoned us to prepare us for the ritual. This preparation showed strong similarities to a physiotherapist and he not only corrected my crooked spine (possibly from 4 days in a hammock O.o ) but also cleansed my 7 main chakra points. During one of those cleanings I was about to punch him in the face because it hurt so much, but I kept my shit together and suffered in silence.



After this the Russian bunch, Chris and me gathered around a table and were ready to drink our Ayahuasca. To your information: This stuff is a brew from a vine and contains the highest hallucinogenic concentration of the strongest hallucinogenic substance and it was used by the shamans to clean body, mind and soul. Along with it, people told us, they were tripping hard and after experienced something one would call an epiphany. As I wanted to know in which direction I might head after my SA trip, I could have used such an epiphany and was ready to get down on my Ayahuasca.

Unfortunately, the stuff smells like ass and has this disgusting stinch that you smell when fruits are vegetables have gone bad and started to ferment. So we fought the stuff down our throats and waited. I should mention at this point, that throwing up is not only a common side effect of Ayahuasca, but in our case, as Don Pepe only uses this brew to clean peoples’ bodies, it was even required. So after a few minutes one Russian lady started to vomit into her carefully placed bucket between her legs, and one after the other joined her in releasing their stomach contents.



The worst part was that after every “Huuuaaaarg” Don Pepe gave us another bowl with Ayahuasca and hot water, which we were supposed to drink straight away. And so we kept vomiting for consecutive 3 hrs and after were releaved to be finally able to leave the table and head towards bed. The shitty part about this now was, that we might not have had the correct preparation before the ritual, which meant that the hallucinogenic effect didn’t even set it. We just felt like you would feel at 5 in the morning, after a strong night out, and you just returned the last two drinks from the bar orally to mother nature as you were heading back home. In the end, Chris and I agreed that our 40$ were not well spend, concerning the expected epiphany, which Chris also did not experience. From the healthy point of view, we might have taken some useful information, as I got to know that my stomach is a bit messed up and I am most likely to get arthritis soon, and should urgently do something about it. (No worries, when I get back home, I’ll to a full check at the doctors of my trust).



The next morning we still felt really weak and urgently awaited our breakfast, which was the best thing about the whole trip. After we impatiently awaited our TukTuk driver who was supposed to pick us up, but never came. The worst part about it was that we waited in the rain for like an hour until we decided to grab one of the collectivos for 3 Soles and get back to town this way. After a little stop at the place who organized the Ayahuasca experience for us, we got our money for the TukTuk back and returned to the city, in urgent search for a bus that would get us out of there. We also collected our laundry and were off to what the Lonely Planet calls “a second Machu Picchu”.
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After this rather unpleasant experience with the jungle’s plants, we wanted to get back to the coast, where the sun was shining and the climate was mild and easy. We read that along the way to the coast there was a second Machu Picchu hiding in the Peruvian Andes, which we thought could be a nice little appetizer for the real thing. So we jumped the next possible bus to Tarapoto, from where we could easily catch another bus to “Kueláp”.



The trip was long, the collectivos were packed and uncomfortable, and to all my misery in one of those rides a little girl behind me threw up due to the drivers racing skillz in the serpentines and thus made it even worse. But after a long 18hrs of travel, we finally reached the little town of Chachapoya, a beautiful little place in the Andes from where we started our daytrip to the ruins.



It took us 3hrs in a cab to drive up there, and in the end we were rewarded with nasty rain and uncomfortable wind and dark clouds. But nevertheless, the place looked amazing. It was high up in the mountains and on a clear sky’s day the view must have been even more breath-taking. Funny little anecdote: Right on the mountain, during our tour, we met Chris’ friend from Quito, Sarina, who didn’t come with us on the jungle tour, as she was afraid it would take too long and she would eventually miss her flight back home. In the end it turned out, we were as fast as she was with her bus-rides, but we saw more stuff along the way, HA!!!




After this, we jumped the next Bus towards Chiclayo along the coast, which we had already booked in advance, and happily fell asleep in one of the unusually comfortable seats of the Movil Travel Operator’s Buses.

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